The Goat Conspiracy Sanctuary
& Retirement Home

(for Goats and Formerly Farmed Animals)

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A generous donor has offered to match every gift in the month of November up to $!5,000. Help us make our match!

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Welcome to our GOAT-tastic online auction. By participating in our auction, you're not just finding fun opportunities and great gifts, you're also making a meaningful difference in the lives of Painted Lady and her friends.

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On the Conspiracy

The Goat Conspiracy began as a goat farm/creamery in 2016, but in the winter of 2024 transitioned to a sanctuary/retirement home for our goats and chickens.

Animal agriculture is the leading cause of climate change. The most significant action individuals can make towards mitigating climate change is to reduce or even eliminate the consumption of meat and dairy products. And, of course, even in the best of circumstances, animal agriculture is not good for the animals involved. Most people are unaware, for example, that cheese is not vegetarian. Even in the best of circumstances, gaps that are impossible to close remain.

We welcome people to the sanctuary to meet and bond with our animal residents, hear about our journey away from dairy and learn more about animal agriculture.

The sanctuary is currently home to 119 goats and 82 chickens.

 
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Explore the Sanctuary

If you would like to meet our friendly residents, sign up for a public or private tour.

 
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Goat Yoga

Look for more goat yoga sessions in the spring!

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