Locally made Cheeses 

 
 

We carefully craft our cheeses with 100% Nigerian Dwarf goat milk from goats raised on our farm. Our goats graze on our pastures and eat hay baled from our fields. Nigerian Dwarf goat milk has up to twice the butterfat content of other milking goats, which makes for a richer, creamier more mellow tasting cheese.

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We make only carefully tended small batches of artisan cheese. Because we make small batches, selection at any given moment is likely to be limited.

 

We make a variety of styles of cheeses including traditional chèvre, chèvre rolled in various herbs and spices, crottins, selles sur cher style cheeses, camembert, brie, feta and our own take on halloumi (a lower water content grilling cheese). We frequently experiment with new recipes so our cheese repertoire continues to grow.

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The goat cheeses we ate from the Goat Conspiracy were the best we’ve had by far in Bloomington. We had a bonne bouche, one crottin and a fresh one - and they were all incredibly delicious, with a nice glass of red wine and a slice of rustic bread... Just like back home in Burgundy!
— I.D. Bloomington, IN
My daughter and I had the Purple Valley and the Phantasia, and both were the best goat cheeses that we’d ever had! Hands down, no question.
— A.B. Owner of the Red River Rock House, KY

Farm Fresh Eggs

 

Our eggs come from happy chickens, who truly know the meaning of free range. Our eggs have deep yellow-orange yolks and a great taste (no runny watery eggs from us!). Talk with one of our loyal egg customers to get the low down on why our eggs are so good.

 
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We have been eating farm fresh eggs for the past 4-5 years mainly because we are looking for the most nutritious food we could find. Goat Conspiracy eggs have yolks that are large, bright orange and they taste amazing.  If you put them up against the most expensive eggs you can buy in the store, there is no comparison in terms of size, color, and flavor.  I know we are getting the freshest eggs possible.  Another bonus is how beautiful they are on the outside. When you open the carton, the shapes and colors of the shells will make you smile!
— S. J. Bloomington, IN
The Confessions of a Hungarian Goat Conspiracy Farm Eggs Addict. There are eggs in the Universe. There are store eggs. Organic eggs. Farm eggs. Amish eggs from the market. Brown eggs and white shell eggs. You might think that you know everything about eggs. But, believe me, you know nothing about real eggs until you try the eggs from the Goat Conspiracy Farm. They are the most flavorful, creamy, rich, beautiful and tasteful eggs of the Universe. They come in different colors and sizes; when you open the box and look at them, they look like a Dutch Still painting. But when you crack them, they are all united in one word: Heaven. No matter how you make them, omelette, sunny side up, soft or hard boiled forms, you will find quality and beauty. The only problem is that you can get easily addicted to them. And then you do not want any other eggs anymore.
Love you all at the Farm!
— V. V. Bloomington, IN

Goat soap

Scents include: lavender lemongrass, rosemary lavender, rosemary citrus, double mint, mountain trail, herb garden, basil lime, cardamom tangerine, patchouli, patchouli ylang ylang, cinnamon spice, spiced coffee, lemon ginger, hemp happy and clear skin (tea tree, lavender and activated charcoal) .

 

Our goat milk soaps are made from 100% Nigerian Dwarf goat milk, the highest butterfat of all goat milk, which creates a rich moisturizing bar of soap with beautiful lather. Try a bar. We believe you will notice the difference.

$5 each + $10 for shipping in the US on orders of up to 15 bars.

 
I had tried other goat milk soaps in the past and I was not happy with the way my skin felt nor was I happy with the texture of the soaps. But, I tried the soap from the Goat Conspiracy Farm after visiting the farm and spending time with the goats, and I just love how soft my skin has become since I started using their soap. Their soap is high quality and I love that they make so many different scents. I am running out and will need to replenish soon.
— R. F. Parkland, Florida
I discovered this soap when I stayed at the Goat Conspiracy VRBO in 2018. It was given to us as a free sample. I took it home not thinking much of it, but when I used it, I fell in love.  I am currently using the Mint soap. It has exfoliating properties and foams up very nicely. Having seen where it is made, I know it is natural and organic, and love that I am supporting s wonderful farm and the goats that live there. Another thing I love about this soap is that it makes me feel extremely clean, more so than the name brands. It feels holistic and healing. I love the smell and can’t wait to try all of the other scents! These soaps would also make really great gifts for the holidays!
— K. S. Burien, WA
My aunt has some of your soap in her powder room, which is right by her back door, so when you walk into her house the whole house smells so good. Very fresh and light. She let me know the wonderful smell was from her soap that she had received as a gift. I found out you are in Indiana, so since I live in St. Louis, I tried some from a local store but didn’t get the same lasting scent that Goat Conspiracy soaps have. I’m going to order some of yours and have them mailed to me! Now I just have to pick some scents!
— S. S. St. Louis, MO

Goat Meats

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We sell packaged goat meat, in various forms. Currently, we have goat chops, ground goat, livers and soup bones.


Conspirator Ts

 

A soft bamboo/organic cotton blend.
Colors come in cream and pewter with a standard crew and a scoop neck.
Locally printed (by In Case of Emergency Press) and designed (by Michael Bruner)

$20 per shirt. $8.50 shipping for up to four shirts + tax

 
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